Corpse Crunchies: Trout Heads

$27.99
These are freeze-dried raw dog treats. Decapitated with intent and served with pride. 'Merica, baby! What’s in the bag: A nice group of severed trout heads (about 4-6). Includes brains, skulls, eyeballs, tongues, gills, skin, and teeth. Who's it for: Dogs who like eating faces. Perhaps cats who also like eating faces. the neighborhood raccoon. Why it matters: It's got all the Omega fatty acids and stuff your vet would recommend. And eating fish brains might make your dog smarter? Thats for you to figure out. Use it when: You want to ruin the guest bathroom by storing these there. You're past the point of hiding who you really are. Grandma's over.